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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Jail, Prison, Work Release, Parole and Pardons.

Blue Thunder Jail:  You don't get to go home until your counts are 200. (October 2011)

BMT Prison: You shall stay in your room, you shall not be within 15 feet of any more than three human beings.  If you see someone ready to sneeze.  Duck and Cover.(January thru March 2012)

Work Release:  We are sending you home but you will be at the SCCA Clinic no less than 4 times a week and sometimes more.  We are open on Saturday and Sunday.  You will be at Children's for more than one appointment at least weekly.  Somedays you will be asked to be at both places on the same day.  You will answer your phone any time we call.  If you fail to answer and WE HAVE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, you will call back everyone instantly and will do so within 12 minutes.  You will fill out your food and drink records and poop records.  If you fail you go back to jail and then we might never let you out. (March 25 to May 3, 2012)

Parole:  You are now going back to Children's.  You may be one hour from the hospital but we don't really mean that so forget it. You are on a very very small tight leash.  You are their patient now but we have the right to return you to jail/put you back on Work Release if we see anything that is out of order.  You no longer have your infusion pump for nighttime fluids abut we are watching.  You have to eat lots of dark chocolate and popcorn to keep your magnesium up and remember, did I mention, WE ARE WATCHING YOU.  Don't try anything funny like getting Children's to let you do stuff that is not on the list. 

No wild sushi eating or bull riding or roller coaster riding.  But remember you can kill animals, fish and gut anything but remember to wear gloves. Don't try and talk them into stuff, remember WE ARE WATCHING AND THAT MEANS YOU.  ( MAY 4TH TO JANUARY 23, 2013)

Pardons:  January 24, 2013

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