Mary-Elizabeth

Is off to go river rafting, like every single 20 year old in Western Washington. 

I am going to try and breath  and chant for the next three or four days...
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She won't fall in the river and hit her head like Dr. Carpenter predicted.  She won't fall in the river and hit her head like Dr. Carpenter predicted..... She won't.....

 

Oh dear, that is what the moma saber tooth cat's said to their babys when they went to the shiny water at the Lebrea Tar pits...